Ideal Bite

Shakespeare anticipated my existence when he wrote that, or at least I liked to think so when I increased page margins and font sizing on essays and papers back at school. My MO is to keep all communications short and sweet.

The only time I tend to get verbose is when I've had a few too many to drink. Recently this happened over a few Square One Vodka cocktails. Tasty, organic, U.S.-produced vodka makes me chatty to the point where I could probably talk your ear off about any subject...Word margins, for instance. Good thing, then, that I'm stone-cold sober as I write this.

-Toshio...off to sit in silence...