Edward Cullen: The Al Gore of Vampires

So after the somewhat dense reading for June's book club, I personally needed to mix it up with some lighter - though still eco - fare. And where did I land but the YA section at the library and onto the wonder that is Twilight.

"Twilight? Eco?" you ask. "You mean the one with the vampires?"

Yes, yes, I do. Sadly, the proposal to my editor for Twilight to be part of our Biter Book Club failed miserably. But I'd still like to share it with you in hopes that it can touch a few lives and hearts.

"Dear Mike,

I feel like we've missed a big segment of our readership by not covering the often-overlooked lives of the eco-minded undead. I mean, when people think of vampires, they're all like, 'Oh, they vant to suck my blood,' but that's not always the case. For instance, take this superhot environmentally friendly fellow Edward in Twilight - he and his fam are like the vegetarians of vampires with a strict no-human diet. Totally eco. Plus, they 'try not to impact the environment with injudicious hunting' and 'focus on areas with an overpopulation of predators.' This feels like it deserves its own Daily Tip, but I'm hoping we can at least make it a book club selection.

Some sample discussion questions:
• How do vampires contribute to the green-collar economy?
• Why are vampires so much hotter than werewolves?
• Is it OK for someone over the age of 16 to be so into this book?

That just gives you a basic idea.

Sincerely,
Jen"

-Seattle Editor Jen...off to put her new Robert Pattinson book cover on her copy of
In Defense of Food...

From Seattle

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I'm not sure about this arguement...given the choices, I think the planet will be much better off if the vampires start taking out humans instead of animals...and it is totally cool to be over 16 and like those books and the completely hot guys in the movie!
i might agree with ARK on this one and think about all the emissions i saved holed up in my bedroom with my nose in the books. can you think of a better spokesman?
There are so many reasons that Twilight bugs me...but it's creepy-stalker male lead, Edward Cullen, is the number one reason. Of course, if you're looking for all the other reasons, here's an interesting link on the subject. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe/Twilight And at least one troper makes a valid point for how it's *not* eco-friendly: "In Eclipse, Edward is signing Bella up for colleges and whatnot, moving to different places... the works. Alaska is discussed because Bella got accepted to a university there. He mentions being able to eat the following with the Sparkletons: grizzly bears, polar bears, and wolves. Immediately Bella takes offense... for the wolves, thinking it was a jab against Jacob. Nevermind the polar bears. UM, HELLO? POLAR BEARS ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES? WTF IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--"
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