Ideal Bite

I kind of dig the smell of brand new plastic shower curtains.  It ranks up there with the smell of new dolls and gasoline and the ink in new books.  Now, clearly, my semi-addictive attitude when smelling these things most likely stems from the fact that they are making me a little high and killing the brain cells that should be telling me to stop.  Still, pleasepleaseplease let me sniff your toxic curtain.  Please?

Because I don't have one.  Like a very good green girl, I have a nylon liner and eco-curtain so I can wash everything up and never worry about mold or PVC offgassing.  (Besides, the plastic ones are generally just plain ugly).  Not yet quite perfect - nylon is better than PVC, but still not totally sustainable - but getting there...

Still, if you have one of those natty plastic ones with bright fish all over them, will you let me come over and sniff it sometime?

-Heather... off to shower after some killer yoga...