Ideal Bite

But every so often, when feeling quite magnanimous, I send Jen a list of blogs for the week that gives her the choice to pick between 2 different topics and write on whichever one strikes her fancy. In those cases, I write the alternate blog that she DOESN'T want to write.

Well, like an idiot, this week, I told Jen she could choose between the tequila blog and the condoms blog (I mean face it - they're sort of similar topics). I should have known better. Of COURSE Jen chose tequila and left me holding the (um, er) bag with the condoms tip.

So rather than go into gory detail, let me just say this: trash ‘em when you are done. This is information we all don't want to think about, but the fact is, used condoms have to be fished out of sewage treatment plants by hand anyway (and then are landfilled), so you are just prolonging the inevitable by flushing.

Of course, in other ways, "prolonging the inevitable" can be a good thing when it comes to condom talk. But that is a discussion to be had over a glass of wine.

Or a shot of tequila.

-Heather... off to call my parents and assure them that I'm still a virgin...

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