Ideal Bite

I don't have a washer-dryer in my apartment, or even my building for that matter, so doing laundry can be a pain. As noted in the tip, stuff like Skivvies and socks don’t get reworn, but for pretty much everything else, I employ this highly precise technique to minimize hamper fillage:

1. Smell item.
2. Ask self, "Does said clothing item smell like a meadow breeze, tropical rain, or any other air freshener scent?"
3a. If Yes, hang up in closet or put back in dresser.
3b. If No, ask self, "Would you sit next to someone on the bus who smelled like this?"
3b-a. If Yes, hang up or put back in dresser.
3b-b. If No, place in hamper.

(Disclaimer: Results and frequency of dates may vary.)

-SF Editor Mike…off to do anything but laundry…