Ideal Bite

Are you a tofu fan? Well, your love could be offensive to others - or so says the Colorado DMV.

A Colorado woman wanted to get a vanity license plate that reads "ILVTOFU" to show off her devotion to the 'fu, but state officials explained they don't allow "FU" in vanity plates because "some people could read that as street language for sex."

So obviously, the sensible option was to 1) point out the potentially dirty material to the entire country, and 2) let the other 49 states have a good laugh at their expense. Another job well done, DMV.

-Senior Editor Mike...off to eat tofu behind closed doors...