Sweat Level: Orange
Deodorant
Well, folks, it's Monday morning, and I hate to do this to you, but we're gonna talk about deodorant.
I sweat like crazy. I've sweated while standing in the snow with my hands hurting from the cold. In short, I am never sure.
So it was with great reluctance that I switched to an eco, aluminum-free deodorant that wasn't even an antiperspirant. But aluminum's been linked to Alzheimer's and however tenuous the link may be, Alzheimer's scares a lot more crap outta me than wet armpits do.
And here's the thing: I can't tell the difference.
I don't sweat any more than I used to - if anything, it feels like I sweat even less than before. (Maybe my body was trying to get all the nasties off me?) I either don't smell any worse or have really polite friends. And now I'm not worried about any weird chemicals all over me.
Anywho, sorry to hijack your morning with thoughts of B.O., but at least it has a happy ending.
-Senior Editor Mike...off to raise his hands...
I sweat like crazy. I've sweated while standing in the snow with my hands hurting from the cold. In short, I am never sure.
So it was with great reluctance that I switched to an eco, aluminum-free deodorant that wasn't even an antiperspirant. But aluminum's been linked to Alzheimer's and however tenuous the link may be, Alzheimer's scares a lot more crap outta me than wet armpits do.
And here's the thing: I can't tell the difference.
I don't sweat any more than I used to - if anything, it feels like I sweat even less than before. (Maybe my body was trying to get all the nasties off me?) I either don't smell any worse or have really polite friends. And now I'm not worried about any weird chemicals all over me.
Anywho, sorry to hijack your morning with thoughts of B.O., but at least it has a happy ending.
-Senior Editor Mike...off to raise his hands...




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