Sex & Romance

O Brothel, Where Art Thou?

There's my entry for "Best Sex Industry Pun." My mother must be so proud right now.
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Eco-Invitations

Press-to!

Believe it: Petaluma-based letterpress extraordinaire, Dauphine Press, is pulling something new out of its eco-hat. Coral is a new line of gorgeous letterpress wedding invitations printed on USA-grown cotton recovered from textile manufacturing and pressed into paper form.
Why Care?: 
Repurposing cotton into paper for wedding invites saves the resources used to process virgin materials and keeps trees standing.    
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MASSAGE OILS

Rubbing It In

Want massage oil so amazing, you'll wanna rub it in your face? Lay it on thick - an organic version, that is. These are produced with few to no pesticides and are so soothing, we just can't shut up about 'em.
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ECO-CONDOMS

Overpopulation Equation

Seven billion people + more on the way = …? One Mama Earth with a whole lotta people to look after. In honor of World Population Day (tomorrow) try on an eco-condom for size.
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LINGERIE

Private(s) Party

Need something to wear to an intimate affair? Invite only the sexiest eco-lingerie into your closet, made from materials like organic cotton. Bottle service not included.

My Big Fat Green Wedding

No one ever told me that being engaged would be so much fun. Everyone is excited and congratulatory. Something that you think is highly personal and only between two people suddenly becomes a spark of joy for your family and friends. All in all - the stress of planning aside - I highly recommend getting engaged as soon as possible. It’s a good gig.
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Why I Would Strike Out With Our New Illo Girls

So JM commented in Monday's blog about the hotness of the illustration girls in our new templates, and I'd have to agree. (You know, for illustrations.)

But even if I were an illo boy, I don't think they'd be into me. First, here's Illo Mike:
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Rub-a-dub-dub, Love in the Tub

Stress ≠ romance. This we know. So instead of racing around town in search of the perfect red-polyester thong to wear on Valentine's Day, or fueling up to drive to the B&B that throws in a pink teddy bear with a two-night stay, take a bath with your sugar muffin (keeping today's water-saving tips in mind) and relax

A few suggestions:

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