Submitted by tmeronek on Tue, 05/29/2007 - 12:01am.
Step away from the plastic surgeon's knife, and hear us out. 1) We
love your face the way it is, and 2) next to global warming, the scariest thing in the world is Michael Jackson's headshot. So, we beg of you - try natural beauty tricks before you nip, tuck, or supersize anything.