Submitted by tmeronek on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 1:06am.
It could if your soft-as-a-baby's-butt-ness comes from products made from
petrolatum (aka oil). Petrolatum's an ingredient in a lot of body products (lip balm, moisturizer, mustache wax), and it's made from petroleum. Luckily, switching to eco-fab alternatives is even less painful than seeing shiny-faced teen photos of yourself.