Ideal Bite

Think Chicago politicians are wasting their breath with all their yakking? The clever peeps at Windy City Power plant have devised a way to harness that abundant natural energy and feed it into the local grid. Turns out area windmills get a major boost from the redundant, and particularly the pedantic, speech-ifying generated in the Loop and at aldermanic outposts ’round the city. In fact, a recent spike in power reserves was credited to run-on sentences and the bloviating wind-up to the Rezko trial. To support long-windedness, and in turn our local energy supply, just continue to vote Chicago-style – early and often.