Ideal Bite

Dreading the moment you tell your guess-I-was-wearing-beer-goggles sig-o it's over? Exercise your free will while letting 'em down gently at RecycleYourEx.com (think Craigslist meets Match.com). How it works: You submit your soon-to-be-ex's pic and contact info to the site, and RYE'll email them a breakup notice. Choose from classic templates like "It's not you, it's me," or "I love you, but I'm not in love with you," or create a personal message. And to preserve their self-esteem, they'll be instantly pulled back into the dating pool - by the leg, if necessary - with notifications for monthly mixers (proceeds go to local green nonprofs) where they can get philosophic with other castoffs about what went wrong in their past relationships.