Ideal Bite

Caution: Purémedy's Personal Lubricant may cause invigoration. Made in Topanga Canyon from an old Native American recipe using stuff like organic olive and safflower oils, beeswax, and antioxidant-packed elderberry, this wonder-slick's got antibacterial and anti-inflammatory ingredients, so it won't irritate any scratches or friction burns you get in the heat of the moment - it'll actually help heal them. The formula's edible, though a touch bitter – we mixed ours with a little honey (if you're reading this, Mom, we mean our friend did). And unlike conventional lubes it's made without petroleum by-products. Warning: May yield intense pleasure.