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If 10,000 LA Biters offset a photo via BPN, we'll avert the repercussions of nearly 2 mil rumors.

A false segment aired on April 1, 1957, on BBC's Panorama about an early spaghetti harvest; some viewers were outraged, while others wondered where they could purchase a spaghetti tree.

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