Hip to Three Squares - April Fool's Day

04.01.2008

The Bite:
imageHave a hard time stickin' to the "three squares a day" rule? Let the Waste Not, Wad Not help you out. This handy little gadget dispenses just three squares of TP each day (one each morning, noon, and night) so that you keep waste (ahem) to a minimum, plus save trees and cash (think of all the dough you'll save by cutting down on your roll-per-month needs). Think you need more? Nah, get inspired by your guy friends and do a little "pre-shake," and three squares a day will do ya just fine.
Wanna Try: 
Waste Not, Wad Not; not available anywhere.
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Cocktail Fact

In an Apr. 2003 hoax, Microsoft issued a press release for the iLoo - the world's first Internet-enabled toilet.

Small Changes Add Up

If 10,000 NY Biters use just three squares a day, we'll save a mil polar bears. OK, maybe not.

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