Ideal Bite

Wanna wash up without routinely using so much shower water? Break the cycle and head to La Douche, a new bathing service along the East River. For just $5 a month, you'll get all-day access to LD's private river stalls – just drop your duds and wade in waste, er, waist-deep water or take the full plunge (we did, and snagged enough cans and bottles to pay for next month's membership). Each one's stocked with organic sudsy goodies from Olivier New York, organic towels from Loop, and water wings for the aquatically challenged. By lathering up in our rivers, you'll save 2.5 gallons of H2O a minute and trim your water bills to boot. Repeat daily.