Photo Album - Mike Krolak

If I hadn’t gotten that practice in back then, I probably wouldn’t be able to keep up with the Biter team now. Apologies to my parents, who were far more responsible than this would suggest. (In the next pic, I have matches, too.)(Just kidding.)(Or am I?)

You see what I did there? The puns never end! I can’t turn it off! Please call a mental health professional! I wish I were joking! And seriously, I have kind, loving parents!

Some folks don’t believe I used to shave my head. That ‘do was a travesty. Okay, maybe not a travesty…but a mistake? Yes, let’s go with mistake.

…if by “best” you mean “lost all seven games, getting outscored 113-25 while setting records for hot dog and Tecate consumption, sometimes even while out on the field.” You can see fellow Biters Elisa (front left) and Tosh (hiding, back left) in this pic too. Stay in school, kids. Don’t let this happen to you.

Some newly minted 30-year-olds spend their birthday doing something classy…others drink too much and wear a cape all night long.

Here I am at the summit of Mt. Shasta with my buddy Ramsey. ‘Member Shasta? That stuff was good. I liked grape. The flavor “grape” tastes nothing like the actual fruit. Discuss.