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Escort of Law - April Fools' Day

04.01.2009

Submitted by hsnavely on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 11:06pm.
The Bite:
Object to attending your next shindig solo? Make a motion for Eco Escorts. This new Pac Heights service'll hook you up with one (or more, if that's your thing) of its hotties – like Natasha the hottie Ivy League Environmental Studies grad, Chet the methane blogging eco-hunk, or Sam the ambiguously ethnic Slow Foodie – for a green scene thrill ride. Hires'll bike over to your house on date night looking fly in eco-couture (Stella McCartney, Edun, etc.) prepped with an arsenal of mind-blowing green stats to impress your friends and a bag of PVC-free toys that'll impress you. Take advantage of the Economic Turndown 2-for-1 Special through April and EE'll donate 25% to WWF. Pretty appeal-ing. 
Wanna Try: 
Eco Escorts, (888-HOT-N-GREEN). Call for pricing on one night of fooling around.
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Small Changes Add Up

If 10,000 SF Biters spend a night with an eco-escort instead of a regular (boring, less slutty) date, we'll donate almost $2 million toward enviro causes.

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Sara  on April 01, 2009 at 10:41 AM 1
It may be April Fool's day, but that is no excuse for the Ideal Bite posts today. I've read several, and they range from tasteless to offensive. Not funny.

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