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Don’t Flush Condoms. The End.

tmeronek — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:01:00 -0700

What's the second-best thing about sex on the kitchen counter?

tmeronek — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:01:00 -0700

With the trash bin right there, you'll be less tempted to flush the condom. Throwing condoms in the trash when sexy-time's over is the better Biting option, since when flushed, last night's remains could end up ruining a perfectly good beach party.

Don’t Flush Condoms. The End.

tmeronek — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:01:00 -0700

When is a turn off a real turn on?

tmeronek — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:01:00 -0700

When turning it off means getting it on. A no-lights night is a simple way to save your energy for, um, more satisfying endeavors, so turn off the lights, and turn on your partner.

Idle Hands

tmeronek — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:01:00 -0700