My mom has a quote in her classroom, "Theatre is art, film is entertainment, television is furniture." When I first read the quote, of course I laughed. It's somewhat apropos, and really, terribly funny.
But there is one catch to my wholehearted appreciation of the sign: I love TV.
Oooooh I love it love it love it. Really, I do. I wish I could be all high-minded and proper and do my intellect a service and make you all realize that really - underneath my pop-culture obsessiveness - I'm a reasonably intelligent girl... but the fact is, I love TV.
Whether fearing for Charlie's drug addiction on "Lost" or salivating over the gentlemen (um, er) of Prison Break or getting religiously sucked in to absolutely ANYTHING that HBO confers on us (can I just say a little "AMEN" for HBO bringing us all back to quality programming?)... I'm a sucker for TV dramas. And here's the thing - they've gotten really, really good after a multi-year death march through a desert of shitty reality TV.
So it is with great pain that I adopt one of my New Year's Resolutions: to cut my TV consumption in half. It's not that I watched so much, or that it's draining my brain (I mean, really - where else would I have learned about the length of time it takes a blowfly to hatch if Gil Grissom hadn't told me?)... It's just that I assume that there is a bigger world out there to explore, and since I spend my days staring at a screen of one sort, it occurs to me that perhaps I should spend more of my evenings interacting with real human beings.
Still, I don't know how I will break it to Sheriff Bullock that we are splitting up. He's gonna be crushed.
-Heather... off to make a list of things to do with all my newfound time...
Posted by: the other JB | January 12, 2007 at 06:36 AM