One of the good things about being me is that when I get angrier, I actually get funnier. Unfortunately for my own ego, my future career as a comedienne, and for the people around me, I’m not often angry. And the truth is, I don’t get that angry about the things that matter. The things that really matter – those things – I WORRY about. I’m not a funny worrier. I’m a crawl-under-the-covers-and-cry-and-never-sleep worrier. So climate change and wars and famine and bad health… those things make me hide in bed and walk around as a sleep-deprived zombie, but they don’t really bring out my funny side. (This is why I was cut off from watching nightly news a few years ago.)
Oh no - my angry/funny side is brought out by the truly trivial: boys, bad drivers and cable companies. Accordingly, I’m a laugh-riot at the moment. Seriously. Would SOMEone please explain to me why there isn’t a cable or internet company on EARTH who can ever show up in a reasonable timeframe, on time, and actually get the thing done? Can anyone else tell me why San Francisco drivers – contrary to public perception - are apparently a LOT more mean and nasty than those of us were in Brooklyn, while we dodged crater-sized potholes on the BQE? As for boys… don’t even get me started on that subject, unless you want to be subjected to an earful of theories.
But one thing does make me angry and is not in the least funny – the fact that almost no one knows what’s in their lotions and potions. Parabens? They are just – quite simply – scary as hell. I started to give them up after a freaky health issue last year. I haven’t been able to get rid of them completely yet, but I’m getting there. Same with formaldehyde products.
Seriously – go to your bathroom right now and pick up a bottle. Just scan it. Pick up another. And another. Count the times you see the word “paraben” included. Usually toward the end of the ingredients list, and with methyl, propyl or butyl in front…
-Heather… off to yell at the cable company, flip off a bad driver and boil a bunny…
Posted by: Jen | September 26, 2006 at 06:39 AM