The Bite:
Boink your roommate or neighbor. A quickie with zero transit time is a genius way to let off steam without letting off CO2. (Don't even get us started on eco-inefficient trans-Atlantic booty calls.)
Hey single Biters: wanna CO2-free way to get your rocks off?
02.02.2007
Submitted by idealbite on Fri, 02/02/2007 - 2:01am.
The Benefits:
- Get some lovin' minus the mileage. If you drive just 10 miles to spread the love, you generate 8 lbs of CO2 emissions.
- Build community. In these crazy times, it's nice to really get to know your neighbors.
- Multi-task. Sex burns 100 calories a pop - get a workout without going to the gym.
- Post-coitus, kick 'em out without the guilt - they live right next door. After all, you wanted to sleep with them, not sleep with them.
Personally Speaking:
That line in The Bite about trans-Atlantic booty calls? One of our Biter team members sure seems to spend a lot of time in planes. It's not worth the CO2, people! (Well, maybe...)
Wanna Try:
Forward this tip to a good-looking, single neighbor
or roommate. (If they don't respond, don't sweat it - it's probably just email
server problems.)
- Ideal Bite's Self-Love Tip - you know, just in case forwarding this tip to your neighbor doesn't work out the way you'd hoped.
Cocktail Fact
According to the Durex Global Sex Survey, the average American adult has sex 113 times per year (meaning either there are a lot of liars out there, or The Bite team is working WAY too hard).
Bang For The Bite
If 10,000 Biters walk next door instead of driving 10 miles to their next booty call, we'll save the CO2 created by running a vibrator nonstop for 324 years.
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