Home & Family : Care & Cleaning :

What's the second-best thing about sex on the kitchen counter?

09.14.2007

Submitted by tmeronek on Fri, 09/14/2007 - 1:01am.
The Bite:
With the trash bin right there, you'll be less tempted to flush the condom. Throwing condoms in the trash when sexy-time's over is the better Biting option, since when flushed, last night's remains could end up ruining a perfectly good beach party.
The Benefits: 
  • Cleaner waterways. Flushed condoms can get by water treatment and end up on your favorite beach. In 2006, Ocean Conservancy beach cleaner-uppers picked up 30,252 condoms.
  • Healthier sea creatures. Animals can mistake condoms for food.
  • Clearer septic systems. Condoms can get stuck and hang out in your pipes for years, and even if they don't, H2O treatment workers have to fish them out of the water and send them to landfills anyway.
Personally Speaking: 
We've found that adopting this tip helps us remember to take out the trash regularly.
Wanna Try: 
  • Um, put it in the garbage.

Cocktail Fact

Travel tip: While swimming the Amazon, wear a condom to prevent the parasitic candirú fish from lodging itself in your urethra.

Bang For The Bite

It's simple, and next time you're at the beach, there's less chance of stepping on something you wish were a jellyfish.

7 comments
Bookmark and Share
  Email This

Tips Like This

 

Other Related Content

 
yeddy johnson  on March 18, 2009 at 12:37 PM 1
I have always flushws my used condoms down the toilet. Seems the best and neatest disposal.
agata  on October 20, 2009 at 02:58 AM 2
Thanks for the nice tips. I do agree with you that the best thing we can do for the environment is to practice safe sex and use eco-friendly sex toys. And the worst thing -is is using them improperly. It sounds weird that the stuff created to prevent the overpopulation became one of the most "fruitful" contributor to pollution. I really hope we'll see biodegradable condoms with all the safe features soon. It would be an excellent way out.
AsTaLaViSTa  on October 23, 2009 at 03:35 AM 3
almanya sohbet fransa sohbet such a system chat for Calendar yonja Mark to say muhabbet something sohbet very much like sohbet odaları the system already kizlarla sohbet thanks want my bedava sohbet respect Ibedava chat offer my sohbet siteleri channel chat siteleri AdminS.sohbet sohbet yonja bedava chat bedava chat Ne MuTLu TürKüm DiYeNe
MuratCan  on November 02, 2009 at 04:35 PM 4
muhabbet|chat siteleri |sohbet|chat|yonja|forum siteleri|mirc indir|sohbet|yonja|sohbet|sohbet| kizlarla sohbet|dini sohbet|islami sohbet|sohbet/sohbet odalari|sohbet||Sohbet|sohbet| netlog||sohbet|netlog|yonja|sohbet chat mirc cinsel sohbet Chat Chat dini sohbet chat sohbetc
tiffany jewelry  on November 04, 2009 at 12:14 AM 5
tiffany jewelry hot sale now with discount. Tiffanyhotsale provides the best Tiffany & Co jewelry, including Necklaces, Bracelets, Earrings, Pendants and so on . Tiffany Sale Provide 100% sterling silver tiffanys jewelry,you can buy discount Tiffany & Co jewelry here.Tiffany And Co Jewelry is the best jewellry Stunning silver jewellery from tiffany, Gucci, Links of London; quality designer silver jewelry at online prices. We have silver Bracelets, Solid Silver ... Shop creations of timeless beauty from cheap tiffany jewelrythat will be treasured always. You can buy cheap tiffany jewelry but high quality from us tiffany s.'s reviews of local businesses in Seattle, Bend, Florence and beyond on Yelp.
hans  on November 12, 2009 at 05:02 AM 6
i have always flushws my used condoms down the toilet. Seems the best and neatest disposal adventure games ubuntu free online games games
sunny  on November 13, 2009 at 12:14 AM 7
Great suggestions...thanks.Have youed hardy ed hardy clothing ralph lauren polo juicy couture seen others do this succesfully on Now Public already?

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <font> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <p> <br> <img>

More information about formatting options

 

All editorial suggestions in this tip are the result of testing and a preference for the tip topic. No advertiser has paid to have its company referenced in the tip. For more information, please read our Editorial Policy.