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Want superhuman powers...in bed?

10.15.2007

Submitted by tmeronek on Mon, 10/15/2007 - 12:01am.
The Bite:
Rowrl! You could sacrifice a virgin to the Greek goddess of love, but a trip to the natural food store works just as well. Try natural aphrodisiacs like oysters, organic chocolate, and certain herbs (rather than endangered animal parts) for mightier mojo.
The Benefits: 
  • Time-honored titillation. Using food to get in the mood started in China more than 2,000 years ago.
  • Less-toxic intoxication. Aphrodisiacs like Spanish fly and ecstasy can cause everything from heart palpitations to death (plus they're not exactly legal).
  • Eco-healthier horndoggery. Endangered animals like rhinos and sea turtles are often poached to make mojo-enhancers, so options like oysters (rated as sustainable by eco-org Environmental Defense) are a better bet.
Personally Speaking: 
Jenifer's been known to cook up a mean puttanesca sauce, used back in the day to lure the fellas into brothels. The only thing she lures in, however, is a little bloat from eating too much of it.
Wanna Try: 
  • Farm2Market Cultured Oyster Sampler - extravagant oyster feast for two, rich in zinc and amino acids; comes with five oyster varietals and an oyster knife ($80/60).
  • CocoaVino Bonbons - amazing organic bonbons with wine in the middle to get you in the mood ($35).
  • Aphrodite - Isabel Allende's (The House of Spirits) cookbook details the aphrodisiac qualities of everyday fruits, vegetables, meats, and spices ($9).
  • Cobra Sexual Energy Capsules - blends libido-boosting herbs, like horny goat weed and yohimbe, with ginseng, which helps increase blood flow, ahem.... ($7).
  • Nature's Answer Damiana Leaf - Mexican herb recommended as an aphrodisiac by wellness expert Dr. Weil; in veggie-cap form ($4).

Cocktail Fact

Casanova ate 50 oysters for breakfast each day.

Bang For The Bite

Sustainable and sexy, these aphrodisiacs will turn any Biter into a sex god or goddess - but they don't have quite the efficacy of some of those cheesily over-advertised pills.

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sama  on November 13, 2009 at 05:17 AM 1
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agata  on November 19, 2009 at 03:02 AM 2
Thanks for the great tips! I can hardly remember a remedy that can physically excite my passion more than a healthy, well balanced dinner composed of fresh juices, salads, cereals, nuts and some pieces of good cheese. Moreover, it was proven that fruits and herbs make the semen taste better! As for the Spanish fly, I've purchased it once in a sex toys shop, but frankly speaking, even alcohol works better for me.

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