Ideal Bite

Got a medical emergency...in your pants?

Submitted by tmeronek on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:19am.

The Bite:

Two options: Call a naughty nurse, or get your hands on some doctor-recommended eco sex playthings, made from materials such as body-friendly silicone instead of carcinogenic PVC. Either way, prepare to end up on a gurney of pure pleasure this V-Day.

The Benefits:

Less irritating sexcapades. Many conventional toys contain materials such as PVC that can make your loins itch - just like they did after that trip to Vegas.
Hitting Nature's G-spot. Eco sex toy manufacturers avoid hormone-disrupting phthalates (found in some "jelly" toys), which can end up in nature when toys get chucked.

Personally Speaking:

Got a painful Valentine's Day date story? Tell us in the blog, and we'll enter you to win an Eco Sexy Kit from Babeland.

Wanna Try:

Jimmyjane Form 6 - top-of-the-line vibrator that's easily rechargeable, made with safe metal and silicone; our tester says she'll never get bored with it since it has six diff settings ($185).
Babeland Glass Dildo - rock-hard and safe as can be, each one's unique because the glass is, um, blown by hand ($90).
Coco de Mer Spanking Paddle - fair-trade, sustainable wood bum-beater ($38).
InHerTube Harnesses - made from recycled tire inner tubes. Also: floggers ($30-$60).
Scandle - soy-based massage candle - burn it and use its hot oils to rub down your luvah's body; comes in a refillable canister ($22).
DreamScapes Recycling Program - recycle your used sex toy through the mail, and get a $10 sex toy gift certificate.

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Bang For The Bite

If 10,000 Biters opt for a sustainable wooden paddle instead of a non-eco one, we'll save the amount of wood produced by 2.5 acres of trees in a year.