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Got a medical emergency...in your pants?

02.13.2009

Submitted by tmeronek on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:19am.
The Bite:
Two options: Call a naughty nurse, or get your hands on some doctor-recommended eco sex playthings, made from materials such as body-friendly silicone instead of carcinogenic PVC. Either way, prepare to end up on a gurney of pure pleasure this V-Day.
The Benefits: 
  • Less irritating sexcapades. Many conventional toys contain materials such as PVC that can make your loins itch - just like they did after that trip to Vegas.
  • Hitting Nature's G-spot. Eco sex toy manufacturers avoid hormone-disrupting phthalates (found in some "jelly" toys), which can end up in nature when toys get chucked.
Personally Speaking: 
Got a painful Valentine's Day date story? Tell us in the blog, and we'll enter you to win an Eco Sexy Kit from Babeland.
Wanna Try: 
  • Jimmyjane Form 6 - top-of-the-line vibrator that's easily rechargeable, made with safe metal and silicone; our tester says she'll never get bored with it since it has six diff settings ($185).
  • Babeland Glass Dildo - rock-hard and safe as can be, each one's unique because the glass is, um, blown by hand ($90).
  • Coco de Mer Spanking Paddle - fair-trade, sustainable wood bum-beater ($38).
  • InHerTube Harnesses - made from recycled tire inner tubes. Also: floggers ($30-$60).
  • Scandle - soy-based massage candle - burn it and use its hot oils to rub down your luvah's body; comes in a refillable canister ($22).
  • DreamScapes Recycling Program - recycle your used sex toy through the mail, and get a $10 sex toy gift certificate.

Cocktail Fact

According to Sue Johansen, the wizened host of Talk Sex, "Ninety nine percent of men of all ages masturbate regularly, and the other 1% are liars."

Bang For The Bite

If 10,000 Biters opt for a sustainable wooden paddle instead of a non-eco one, we'll save the amount of wood produced by 2.5 acres of trees in a year.

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agata  on October 09, 2009 at 01:52 AM 1
It was little bit strange and offensive for me to find out that woman orgasm was called "hysterical paroxysm" and was treated by the doctors. I feel sympathy for all the women of the past and happiness for us! Several years ago I realized that not only diamonds are the girl's best friends. Vibrator is the best "pill" ever made!
agata  on October 09, 2009 at 01:53 AM 2
It was little bit strange and offensive for me to find out that woman orgasm was called "hysterical paroxysm" and was treated by the doctors. I feel sympathy for all the women of the past and happiness for us! Several years ago I realized that not only diamonds are the girl's best friends. Vibrator is the best "pill" ever made!
Baba  on October 18, 2009 at 10:37 PM 3
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herser  on November 13, 2009 at 08:23 AM 4
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