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If 10,000 Biters opt for a sustainable wooden paddle instead of a non-eco one, we'll save the amount of wood produced by 2.5 acres of trees in a year.
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In a 2006 poll, men professed to having more sex fantasies about nurses than any other professionals (maids and flight attendants were close runners-up).
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Got a medical emergency...in your pants?
The Bite
You've got two options: Call a naughty nurse, or get your hands on some doctor-recommended eco-sex playthings. Either way, prepare to end up on a gurney of pure pleasure.The Benefits
- Keeping nature natural. Eco-sex toy manufacturers avoid hormone-disrupting phthalates (found in some "jelly" toys), which can end up in nature when toys get chucked.
- Increasing sensitivity, not irritation. Many conventional toys contain materials like PVC that can make your loins itch - just like that time you got crabs.
- Feeding your fetish. Get down and dirty while keeping the planet clean.
Personally Speaking
Jen's Grey's Anatomy fetish extends to the bedroom. Is that TMI?Wanna Try?
- Jonäno Anna Wrap Eco Scrubs - women's organic-cotton scrubs for playing nurse ($26).
- OhMiBod - vibrator that vibes to the rhythm of music from your iPod, made using non-PVC plastic ($69).
- Coco de Mer Spanking Paddle - fair-trade, sustainable-wood bum-beater ($35).
- InHerTube Dildo Harnesses - made from recycled tire inner tubes. Also: floggers ($30-$60).
- LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty - the world's first vibrator recycling program (only available to UK Biters at the mo).
Oct 19,2007
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Totally Jaded
Nothing shocks me anymore.
One of my best friends has pretty much done it all, indulging in fetishes most of us didn't know were fetishes, like hypothermia. For the past decade I've lived vicariously through him, and now I'm totally jaded when it comes to sex toys. Got to say, though, the one in the picture brought a creepy smile to my face, since it's the perfect fusion of two of my most favorite things ever.
MSG and Styrofoam, I mean.
-Toshio...off to get some ramen...
One of my best friends has pretty much done it all, indulging in fetishes most of us didn't know were fetishes, like hypothermia. For the past decade I've lived vicariously through him, and now I'm totally jaded when it comes to sex toys. Got to say, though, the one in the picture brought a creepy smile to my face, since it's the perfect fusion of two of my most favorite things ever.
MSG and Styrofoam, I mean.
-Toshio...off to get some ramen...
Biter Comments...
- this whole series has been fairly unprofessional. I would rather not recieve Ideal Bite at all... which I don't want either, cause I've gotten to really love these daily emails. But I have kids at home and I don't want them seeing or reading this over my shoulder. We have our computer in the living room! Please think a little more next itme you write something like this. .. maybe put it under a category like, 'for adult readers'... or something. Besides, not everyone is into all this 'clap-trap'.
thanks, Barbara H.
Sorry to comment on a comment.
I'm also not overly "into all this 'clap-trap,'" but there are many people who are and it's good that they are being informed that there are more Eco-friendly options. Isn't that what the site/blog/tips are about? Not everyone has dogs/cats/whatever, but we get the tips and "file them away." I thought it was pretty clear what we were getting into on Monday with the subject of "Hedonism Week." Might I suggest that next time they do this, people who will be offended just unsubscribe for the week. I also keep my computer in the family room, but decided to check this weeks tips during nap times or after bed time.
Well, I've never considered myself particularly "green". I'm not against it and actually have been more and more interested in it especially since I live in Humboldt County, CA.
I had to post today and say I thought today's Bite was hilarious! Who would have thought that you could find this type of stuff as eco-friendly? Actually, I was quite surprised by the other comments. Oh, well...everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Ideal Bite seems to be increasingly bizarre and less useful over time. A couple months ago there was a post about bicycling that pointed out how reluctant Ideal Bite was to suggest that people ride a bicycle for transportation, for fear of seeming too radical (!). Now a post about sustainably harvested spanking paddles and recycled dildo holders? Sure, it's "hedonism week", but there have been plenty of other pretty silly and useless editions. This is OK once in a while, but Ideal Bite is rapidly losing any claim to relevance by doing this too often.
Jen- Do you need a surgeons assistant or patient?
i don't know why you guys needed to tell us all this...a little TMI perhaps...or as my mom would say, a little more about penguins than i cared to know.
I'm sure there are a lot of re-use possibilities here, without going out and spending $$ on special eco-friendly stuff. There's a lot of fun you can have with a home-made popsicle for example. And plenty of costume ideas at Value Village - why do you need organic hemp? It's only going to wind up on the floor in ten seconds anyway...not long enough to get a rash.
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Posted by: Annie | October 19, 2007 at 05:01 AM