OK, so I'm supposed to talk about sugaring/waxing today. But let's be honest - I don't have a lot to say that wasn't already said in the tip. I like getting sugared/waxed, instead of shaving. Finito.
Instead, I want to talk about how apparently pervasive this whole green movement really is. All signs point to the idea that it's taking the world by storm... In fact, it's even changing the urban criminal underbelly.
Case in point: someone broke into my car on Friday night. (Now, you need to bear with me a bit on that "broke in" thing... I never actually LOCK my car, since there isn't much to steal, so in the end, I guess they just kind of opened the door and spent a little time inside).
But regardless of whether or not they were actually committing a crime for hanging out in my car, they definitely committed one when they stole some things inside her.
Specifically, they took my B.Happy shopping bags (which I keep in the car to use when I go to the grocery store) and my Biter SIGG bottle.
Now, if the B.Happy bags and SIGG bottle were the only things stolen, I wouldn't assume that this thief had ANYTHING to do with a green lifestyle. But here's the thing: this apparently eco-friendly intruder passed up taking not only a non-organic baseball hat and a non-recycled-paper book and a non-eco car freshener, but also my old yoga mat. Now, if the yoga mat had been an eco-friendly rubber/jute mat, I would assume the whole incident was just random. However, this was my old, PVC-laden mat, so I'm inclined to think that the eco-thief wisely, wisely passed it (and it's offgassing ways) up.
So - Biters, take heart. Apparently even the criminal element of the world has taken heed and is reading their daily tips and taking them to heart...
-Heather... off to club my car...
Posted by: the other JB | November 20, 2006 at 05:46 AM