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With the world population ever-growing, isn't it time you put a cap on it?

05.05.2006

Submitted by idealbite on Fri, 05/05/2006 - 5:00pm.
The Bite:

Sex in the nude - so gauche. Add a little rubber accessory to your birthday suit and effortlessly intensify her pleasure. And by her, of course, we mean Mother Nature. After all, she’s already got 6.5 billion of us to take care of.

The Benefits: 
  • A rise in his pants shouldn’t always translate into a rise in the population. To the 38% of straight Americans of childbearing age who do not use contraception when hoping to avoid pregnancy: Hello? Anybody home?
  • Fewer bodies equal less consumption. Over a lifetime, the average North American will throw away 600 times his or her adult weight in garbage.
  • Increase animal populations. About 25% of the world’s mammals and 11% of its birds are endangered due to the destruction of habitats resulting from human population growth.
Personally Speaking: 

As if either of us could handle a baby other than the Bite right now! Since our mothers are reading this, let’s just say that we continue to do our part to save the planet. Each and every time.

Wanna Try: 

Of course we aren’t saying not to have a child if you want to.  But if you don’t want to have a kid right now, try these on for size: 

  • Condomi Condoms - vegan condoms from Germany. Get the whole line from this UK site (from $8/12).
  • Try to find condoms that do not use Nonoxynol-9 as spermicide. N-9 does not protect against HIV, and carries the same health-risk factors as parabens.
  • Condom Depot - none of their condoms contain Nonoxynol-9.
  • Ideal Bite’s All-Natural Lubricant Tip - you might need a little bit of the slippery stuff to go with the above.

Read Heather’s thoughts on why you should trash it, not flush it, at the Ideal Bite Blog.

Cocktail Fact

Condoms known as “Clinton” and “Lewinsky” are available in China.

Bang For The Bite

Even the most high-end condoms cost a gazillion times less (to you and to the planet) than an unplanned-for child.

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Herpes  on May 14, 2009 at 09:38 AM 1
I have tried Condom Depot and would recommend that. Besides condoms also help prevent herpes. Regards.
agata  on October 12, 2009 at 02:23 AM 2
Probably, condom is one of the simplest method, but I don't appreciate it at all. Yes, it's inexpensive and easy to get, but it really breaks the mood in the case of spontaneous sex or if you haven't one available. I don't even mention that fellatio and condoms is the worst combination ever! I'd better use abstinence or sex toys than condoms.

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