What's more annoying than a 100-decible yodel?

The Bite:
The sound of a gas-powered lawnmower. So skip the mowers and get your goat. The scrub-grass we loathe is like French fries to billies, so rent a few four-legged lawnmowers for pesticide-free weed-clearing.
The Benefits: 
  • Goats eat it all, including typically hard-to-weed blackberries, poison ivy and oak, and thistles.
  • It's yodel-ay-he-healthier. Of the 30 most commonly used lawn pesticides, 19 have been linked to cancer.
  • Quiet as a yodeler with laryngitis. Unlike weed-whackers, goats hardly make any noise at all.
Personally Speaking: 
For a Halloween party one year, Jen's mom went all out. She dressed up as Heidi and rented a goat. Everyone was totally into it...until they realized why the floor was so sticky.
Wanna Try: 
  • Goatfinder - goat-rental directory with listings in 11 states. Also: a breeders' directory if you're in the market for a new pet (about $100-$200/acre).
Angela Pratt

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